My Work History: A retrospective told as party conversations
- 1996
- Drunken Party-Goer: "What do you do?"
- Long Haired Hippi Me: "I build torpedo simulators for the undersea warfare center!"
- Drunker Party-Goer: "Um, is that punch over there..."
- 1998
- Wine-Drinking 30-something: "May I ask how you spend your time?"
- Frazzled Overworked Me: "I work for a small startup called Spectra Science building software for laser-tracking systems"
- Wine-Drinking 30-something: "Oh how fascinating! You work."
- 2000
- Silicon Valley Someone: "So, what is going to make you 20 Billion Dollars?"
- California Me: "I work for a company making process streamlining and automation software"
- Silicon Valley Someone: "..."
- 2002
- San Francisco-ite: "You have a job????"
- Climber Me: "I work for Nimblefish!"
- San Francisco-ite: "Don't they store my photos?"
- 2004
- New Yorker: "Get the hell out of my way."
- Nomadic Me: "I do best practice management for an IT Governance Company"
- New Yorker: "Where did that guy go, he was just standing here..."
- 2006
- Random Street Person: "And you do?"
- Me: "I work for Google"
- Random Street Person: "Really? Can you tell me where I can find restaurants in El Paso"
Google, here I come!
:)
1 comment:
I too am very pleased to finally be working somewhere that my mom has heard of.
Having the stock price fluctuate $75 in an hour is slightly alarming, but I guess you take the good with the bad.
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